Justin Bieber loves his wife, Hailey Baldwin Bieber. And if you don’t believe him, you might want to read his latest tribute to the model, who just turned 25 years old on November 22.
The caption to his birthday post is…very dramatic. While referring to his wife as “squish” and “my queen,” the pop star reminds Hailey multiple times that she means everything to him. “My eyes belong to you, my lips belong to you,” he writes in one Hannibal-esque line.
Honestly, I can’t do this piece of literature justice. Please read Justin Bieber’s caption in full:
“To my beloved birthday squish. My heart belongs to you. My eyes belong to you, my lips belong to you. I am yours. I am so blessed to be yours. You are my forever. Life has never made more sense until you became my wife. I will never stop loving you, I will never stop holding you, and I will never stop protecting you. You my queen are more than enough for me and I will spend everyday making you feel like the queen that you are. As your grandma would say in her Portuguese accent ‘happy bursday baby’ love you until the end of time and then after that. :)”
Alongside his romantic manifesto, Bieber shared a series of personal photos of the happy couple. even though Hailey doesn’t seem too thrilled in the first pic. Don’t worry, she’s all smiles in the rest.
Back in October, Fox shared her and MGK’s first joint cover photo with a caption worthy of Bonnie and Clyde. In quite the run-on sentence, she wrote, “The tale of two outcasts and star-crossed lovers caught in the throes of a torrid, solar flare of a romance featuring: feverish obsession, guns, addiction, shamans, lots of blood, general mayhem, therapy, tantric night terrors, binding rituals, chakra sound baths, psychedelic hallucinations, organic smoothies, and the kind of sex that would make Lucifer clutch his rosary 📿.”
Not to be undone, MGK also posted a cover image along with an equally vivid piece of poetry. “A life without you is worse than death, put a bullet in my head if we have nothing left,” he captioned the post with a knife and anatomical heart emoji. “And if that ever comes, meet me in heaven and let’s make love like demons.”
Well damn. I guess, “I can’t believe, love this dork ❤️😜,” just doesn’t cut it anymore.